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HALT

A time when everyone is theoretically stopped.

HARMONY

All voices except the melody and percussion.

HELL

Inferno, Saturday rehearsals.

HELMENT

Apart of the marching band uniform. Without the plume it makes the band look like a bunch of condoms with instruments out on the field.

HIGH-MARK-TIME

An action that only occurs during the pre-game show while in the end zone. Painful for those in the back row who have to continue to high mark the longest.

HIGH NOTES

1. What the trumpets try to play but can never get out.

2. Also see Reclining.

HORN-POP

A method the keep the pit from going completely deaf when brass instruments pass directly behind them by pointing bells toward the sky. Not recommended for flutes, clarinets or saxophones.

INSTRUCTOR

Person who tells you when you're screwing up.

INSTRUMENT

A device used for torture.

INTERVAL

A space between two band members that is as random as our conductor. Sometimes with a stroke of luck it sounds good.

INTONATION

A condition that doesn't exist in the Alto Sax or French Horn section.

IQ

A constant combined number that does not change as the size of the band does.

IRRESPONSIBLE

See Percussionist.

JAZZ BAND

An 8th hour class that nobody wants to be at (except the saxophones). This is the time where the instrumentalists try to play with the right swing style but fail to do so.

KATIES TRIPLETS

A warm-up used during concert season. Makes the band excited and has even been known to start riots.

KEYBOARD

The layout of most pit instruments.

LAPS

An alternate to pushups, although not as effective.

LATE

What Traverse City Central has a reputation for.

LIBRARY

The room where people like to get victims between the music racks and try to crush them.

LOFT

The place where all of the uniforms and other random things are stored. Fun to play Hide-and-Go-Seek in the uniforms.

LUNGEES

An exercise to stretch the calf muscle. Puzzles those who are not in band.

LYRICS

Unfortunately band geeks dont know lyrics to half the songs they play in marching band (or jazz band for that matter) so they make up theyre own. Most all of the lyrics are perverted.


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